Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • When you are not allowed to have fun
    thats real fun!

    by yasmin
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  • *stupid remark by same m8*

    Soz, Pulld out a plg didnt no u ned a plug 4 da comp, falt it lik runs by itself or sumin,Y is dat blonde? i no it dnt run on batterys, i jus didnt fink it neede lik 5 plugs

    LMAO***

    by Ripple
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  • *anova fing off of msn (same m8) *

    -i hav anuva question lol but im 2 scared it wil make me sound morer dumb

    -morer lol dats funny

    by Ripple
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  • *conversation over msn*

    m8- is zodiac a fruit
    me- NO
    m8- omg is a zodiac the fing u eat wen u wanna hav babies?
    me- erm no
    m8 - Oh i fort it was sumfin u ate 2 hav babies

    *LMAO blonde m8*

    by Ripple
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  • I like choclate milk and cereal.

    by Julia
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  • Guess what? what? Chicken butt!
    Guess why? why? Chicken thigh!!!

    LOL

    by jenbob
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  • Bacon is bacon
    eggs is eggs
    dont let those boys get between your legs
    so don't eat sugar
    and dont eat salt
    cause if you have a baby,
    itz not my fault

    by Alysha
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  • IM so ganster i carry a squirt gun
    in one hand && candy cigerettes in the other
    ---DUH CAUSE IM COOL LIKE THAT

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  • If Barbies soooooo popular then why do u have to buy her friends??

    by Tessa
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  • It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions

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