Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • Zombies live in my house, I call them my family! We don't say a word, just sit and stare at the TV screen!

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  • You ever notice how hot air tends to build up as a teacher starts talking?
    -Mr. Douglas

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  • No matter what dont take no one shit

    by jaime
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  • "When you are a kid act like a kid, and when you're a teen act like a teen, when you're an adult act like an adult, and when your dead, well act dead, this keeps the circle of life balanced."

    by katee
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  • I am no one. No one is perfect. Therefore I am perfect. (lol)

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  • Truffle shuffle!
    -iChunk

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  • .at the beginning there was nothing.
    .then God said 'let there be light!'.
    .and there was still nothing.
    .but at least you could see it.

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  • .the voice told me.
    .'smile and be happy for it might get worse'.
    .and i smiled.
    .and i was happy.
    .and it did get worse.

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  • Days will pass by and no will smell you or see you they will not even know you are gone Intel the day they ask if you have any dirty clothes to wash.

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  • "I believe in fairies and in witches, too castles made of gold and elephants that flew"
    ©Nouna ( i did not write this...fav. line from Fairytails)

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