Funny Poems About Life

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  • The rain is God's sprinkler for his garden.
    There is thunder because God is using a hammer to...

  • While running in the hall
    he ran in to a wall...

  • I don't know you,
    I don't want to...

  • She hits the snooze button,
    As soon as it starts buzzing...

  • Computers

    by Judith Krouse

    Sitting in front of my computer,
    I seem to be waisting my future...

  • Magic Dragon

    by xoxme

    Yo, beat this my dawg:
    Thee magic dragon lives by my side...

  • You make me happy
    You make me sad...

  • Whimp

    by Andy loves Jesus

    They push you down and pick on you.
    Exspect you to fight for nothing at all...

  • Mowing

    by Nate

    I pull once, I pull twice,
    it sputters trying to entice...

  • My New Apartment

    by Elizabeth

    And now i sit with this quill in my hand
    The candlelight shuns the darkness' brand...

  • Tree, tree, you beefy tree,
    how I want you to make love to me...

  • Ectasy

    by Speed

    Catch me fallen into the ditch
    watch me fly into the sky...