Break Up

by xViagraTheCookiex

When a guy broke up with you
Friends would say...

The Dictionary Hunting Expedition

by Gregory W Golden

Yeah, just grab an old rusty shovel, a case of Bud...
Yeah, they got all kinds of words that I cain't...

Bridget the tart!!! lolz!

by bobby

Little tart sits at the foot of her bed,
Bridget has noticed a spot on her head...

Maury.

by meggg28

Maury:You are NOT the father!
Mom: OH NOOO!! OMFGGG...

Dr.phil

by meggg28

Dr.Phil:Well, let's come up with a resonable...
YOU FUC. ED THE GUY!! HES THE MOTHER FUC. ING...

A day in the life of a super hero (heroine)

by minnie4cheese

I got up today,
put my underwear inside out, on top of my clothes...

Confucious Say

by minnie4cheese

Look before you leap.
He who hesitates is lost...

Cant do anything about it

by Aisha Amin

Im smiling cause your my sista, and laughing cause...
by Asha...

Insomnia

by ivan070

Insomnia...ivan070...

The Wispr B

by Blackthistle

The wispr b flys 2 & fro
Flutrin the awtom leevz...

Stoned to giggles

by Endura Blue

Chocolate and jello,
Talking on the phone...

Coffee junkie

by Endura Blue

How do I only,
Cope with the lonely...