A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that...
"House for instance is feminine: la casa...
Whatever you give a woman she's going to multiply.
If you give her a sperm...
When I was looking for a new kitten,
I wanted a girl so I'd be smitten...
Been lovin on your lady
Been lovin on your mister...
“Brad here, and were off to a very...
“Well Brad, here comes my favorite...
Light Italian dressing.
Some would call a blessing...
The dog just disawesomed me
I hope you she might be right...
From time to time,
from chime to slime...
I don't want to be like these other men, I want to...
There's nothing wrong with asking people for help...
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Relativity!!!
Nothings high, if all be low...
My ears a popping.
why would anyone build...