I was hanging around like a chambermaid
for an old lady who said she needed aid...
One set of old tires,
bald as a turtle's head...
The wee little Pissant complained more his fair...
He wailed and cried that life just isn't fair...
When love comes flying out of left field
and smacks you between the eyes...
Lost your pen=no pen
No pen=no notes...
Take chances. Tell the truth. Date someone totally...
Today the bifocals are going on across the world,
For kids who don't even need them...
The day u were born, your mum had the first smile...
Don't lie when you know the truth.
Don't call someone a liar when you don't know the...
When I've no more hair
to wash how will I ever...
They used to name hurricanes after women
and fathers who have daughters know why...
All the doctors were filled with dismay
With their services all on display...