If you're a female teenager, telling your friends that you love them makes you normal. If you're a male teenager, telling your friends that you love them makes you gay.

Life is ironi. it never turns out the way you expected to.

I don't care what gender my towel is.

*Discussing the downfalls of the French language*

Karma is that deaf old broad upstairs
who always gets her way...lol:)

Whoever said nothing is impossible hasn't tried to slam a revolving door.

=^.^=

Bordem is a powerful force

"Leanne look over here. You suck." laughing "Sorry, i had to be some sort of critic."
-Jay (my best friend )

"It's life there's no guarantee- except that you're alive."
-Geo Sci teacher

If you have no regrets, you need to get out more.

My mom was a ventriloquist and
she always was throwing her voice.
For ten years I thought the dog
was telling me to kill my father.