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LIFE IS NOT BURGER KING...YOU CAN'T ALWAYS HAVE IT YOUR WAY...LOL |
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It's All Fun And Games Til One Of You Getz My Foot Up Ur A*ss! |
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Life's jurney is not to arrive safely at the grave, in a well preserved body; but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "Wow...What a ride!" |
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Boys are bad unless they're dad |
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"snow is so pretty in the winter!" |
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My tongue cannot put my feelings into sound. |
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We all know that electric blankets can't give us love, but on a very, very cold night, it's really hard to tell the difference. |
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We're sorry, but the light at the end of the tunnel is broken. |
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Even mothers have to love ugly children... |
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Open your eyes and you will see where im standing...In your wonderful life of dreams and memories...Im only a worm in the mud or an ant in the sand...please don't squash me... |