REVENGE The reason I get out of bed in the morning.

I hate you
cuz you hate me
lets get together and kill barney
with a great big punch and a kick from me to you
wont you say u hate him too

Life its like a puzzle where you sometimes cant escape and where the pieces are already assemble together to fit in their own little way.

PEEK A BOO, PEEK-A-PEEK A BOO.
BOO PEEK A YOU
BOO FOUND A WAY TO PEEK ON YOU

When some guy breaks your heart, friends will tell you, "Well, you deserve better." but bestfriends will prank call him in the middle of the night and say, "You will die in 7 days!"

Am I the only person who can put ten pairs of socks in the washing machine, only to return later and find there are just seven individual socks in it, none of which match?

Ah, the ancient see - saw ethereal:
Between the essential now, here with me,
And the anticipation of looking back to now.

" if you want to be happy for the rest of your life, then never make a pretty woman your wife. in my personal poin ofview have a UGLY woman to marry you.." hehe

Kat: Do Chickens Hve C**ks?
Me: I Don't No, They Must Hve Otherwise How Do They Hve Sex? We Shud Ask Our Biology Teacher.....WAIT!!!! NO Chickens Don't Hve C**ks 'Coz They r Females, Roosters Hve The C**cks
An Actually Convo

He may look cute

but he will find you

and kill you in your sleep