Alls i got to say is mo money,mo money, mo money

Learn from this:

MAN1:Why do it today if there's tomorrow?

MAN2:Do it today, because today, is yesterday's tomorrow.

Inside me there's a skinny girl... But I usually just shut her up with chocolate.

If water were vodka
and i was a duck
i swim to the bottem and never come up
but waters not vodka
and im not a duck
so slid me a bottle and
shut the f**k up!!!!

:]

Why do it today, when you can put it of till tomorrow.

hehe
***aLy***

I am not good at advis, but can i interest you in sarcasim? =]

Well Honey if you're gonna be 2-faced, at least make one of them pretty

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel.
Unless it's a sewage pipe... because there's just sewage.

You and your rumors have something in common//you bothh get aroundd.

its not mine. i heard it from a friend. but i thought it was good..

The monsters under our beds really are out to get us.