Funny Quotes About Life

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  • I'm not fat I'm a super sized happy meal.

    (not by me by my friend Samantha)

    by XxXLoveSucksXxX
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  • Nice work! good job! well done!

    by UndenialTryer21
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  • GOD's last name is not DAMMIT

    by Samantha
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  • People are like rhinestones these days: FAKE

    by mzlovehate
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  • A HUG IS BETTER THAN DRUGS
    A HUG IS JUST A TOUCH
    A TOUCH LEADS TO A KISS
    THEN A KISS LEADS TO A FIST.

    by samantha
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  • " D come's b4 E "

    by thurston howell
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  • Life comes at you fast, so learn to run.

    by JEFF
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  • The problem with me was that as soon as I started thinking about getting it together, I got this mad craving desire to fcuk it up.

    by modern day barbie
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  • My brother went to college to become a doctor and if he studies hard enough, he'll end up just like my father who hates his life.

    by modern day barbie
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  • I dont get scared wen i watch bloody horror movies, i can ride on roller coasters without a sound, im not scared to go outside in the middle of the night if i hear a noise........but i get scared when the toast pops out of the toaster. :D

    by LexiAlexanderz Manicluv
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