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If it isn't a baby |
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Im happy are u happy lets all be happy |
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Ive wished and wasted |
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Rearrange the words in santa and get satan!!! |
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We all live once but once is very much ok if only we can make it right |
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"You no how they say a dream is a wish your heart makes?......so lemme get this straight... my heart wishes i would go to school naked and get attacked by a flying jar of peanut butter?"....dude thas messed up.... |
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Humpty dumpty sat down on the bed, little bo peep was givin him h3@6, as soon as he came she started to weep, cas she knew by the taste he'd been fugeing her sheep!!! |
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Wen life hands u strawberries make chocalate milk instead and wen ppl start wonderin how u do it.tell them chocalate curs a broken heart? |
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When life gives you lemons, throw them back and ask for cookies! |
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Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday. |