Funny Quotes About Life

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  • If it isn't a baby

    You aren't pregnant

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  • Im happy are u happy lets all be happy

    by nicole
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  • Ive wished and wasted
    loved & lost
    ive laughed & cryed
    admitted and denied
    its been funny & sad
    im happy im bad
    just a crazy girl whos
    done it all

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  • Rearrange the words in santa and get satan!!!
    OH NO!!!

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  • We all live once but once is very much ok if only we can make it right

    by izuchukwu jefferson onyebuchi

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  • "You no how they say a dream is a wish your heart makes?......so lemme get this straight... my heart wishes i would go to school naked and get attacked by a flying jar of peanut butter?"....dude thas messed up....

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  • Humpty dumpty sat down on the bed, little bo peep was givin him h3@6, as soon as he came she started to weep, cas she knew by the taste he'd been fugeing her sheep!!!

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  • Wen life hands u strawberries make chocalate milk instead and wen ppl start wonderin how u do it.tell them chocalate curs a broken heart?
    care to have sum chocalate milk wit mi

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  • When life gives you lemons, throw them back and ask for cookies!

    by chloe
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  • Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
    Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.

    --simpsons

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