I have good news for anyone that loves bad news

Wish in one hand, shit in the other.
see which one comes out first.

"Anyone can become rich and not be content with what they have. But only a few people can be content with what they don't have"

"Be Happy...You'll soon be Dead!"

this isn't my own, but i heard it and i love it...

If slow and steady wins the race what does procrastination do?

The things that i remember best are the things i wasn't suppose to do but i did them anyway because life is too damn short to follow the rules

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

- Louis Hector Berlioz

When life hands you the most rediculous situations, all you can do is sit back and laugh. =)

Star light ....Star bright .... where the heck is Mr. Right?

"Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something" - Plato