Let The Naked Roam

Figure Me Out. It's Half The Fun. :]

Lol. something you type when you don't know what else to type.

"Lighting farts and devouring porn are both brilliant things to do after all, as long as nobody gets set on fire in either situation!" - Emma B, 14/1/08

I had a wet dream of you last night.

I dreamt you got hit by a bus, and I pissed my pants laughing!

I live in my own little world, but it's alright cos everyone knows me here

If at first you don't succede, destroy all evidence that you tried in the first place.

You must be doing something right for people who dont even know you to hate you!

News flash - UP YOURS!

I'm the type of girl that will burst out laughing in dead silence, about something that happened yesterday.