Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Thanks to my besty mate Li... with the help of my bf

    i may be guilty of original sin... but he started it!

    by Jo
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  • Girls suck. One day they're all milling around in the Rainbow Brite section at FAO Shwartz. The next day someone has breasts. after that its all about getting boys to like you and whoever dies the thinnest wins

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  • Never have regrets, you will regret it

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  • Yeah i look in the mirror alot but it seems looked you havent in days!

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  • Yeah i maybe fat, but yur ugly!

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  • I am not short i am fun size

    by Brandi
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  • If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."

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  • -))((-life is full of shit ...you juss gotta find your way in between-))((-

    by Unknown
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  • God made men first because he needed a rough draft before a masterpiece!

    --LOL, ily Becks

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  • 34 muscles to frown; 4 muscles to stick up my middle finger and tell them to BiTE ME.

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