Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Oh, dear. I'm one of them - a homo. LET'S PARTY!!!

    -I'm serious, I'm not being a bloody homophobe -_-

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  • Your like a vacuum, you suck up well, and you spit it back up, cuz your full of it!!!

    by Asha
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  • In life there are creators, who control their creations, and creations, who blindly obey their creators. I choose to be a creator. If you choose to be a creation I think well get along just fine. ;)

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  • My poems are of the rawest of emotions, but my quotes are when I'm a smart ass and it comes out good.

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  • Your only young once....but you can immature forever!

    by sabrina
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  • If you hate someone that's just a sign you got to know them.

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  • A clean room is the sign of a wasted life

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  • If life were fair,
    horses would get to ride some of the time.

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  • One by One the pengiuns steal my sanity. . .

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  • Caitlin: When did they add a new color to the traffic light???

    **Talking about the red light.**

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