Caitlin: Did I drive here?
Me: Why, yes Caitlin. But I am NOT riding back with you.

**Said about halfway through a movie. And yes, she was absolutely serious.**

Caitlin: WOW. It's in french!

**SAID WHEN SHE OPENED HER FRENCH2 BOOK ABOUT HALFWAY THROUGH THE YEAR.**

Computers... Can't live with them, cant live without them... but u can beat them up with a baseball bat.

Hello, this is your life speaking, you have no idea what your doing, do you- not by me

The awful truth is i prefer math over boys
at least math problems have right or wrong answers
and boy problems usually end in tears </3

By Urms and Kayy<3

Guys who make fun of guys who s**k d**k s**k d**k.

When someone calls you a fag or a dyke just look back and say "You JUST noticed?!"

DONT TAKE LiFE TO SERiOUS
NOBODY GETS OUT ALiVE ANYWAYS

I hate when people say "There is no I in team." Well there's no 'us' or 'we' in it either! And do they not realize there's a 'me'?

T.G.R.

Wikipedia. The answer to all of life's questions.