Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Whoever said looks dont get you what you want, was ugly.

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  • *caution*
    never cuz the red wire...
    the camera might explode...

    [[an experiance only me and my boyfriend kno]]

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  • You don't take a photograph, you make it.

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    Brok3n Insid3

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  • Wow! I just noticed something
    There seems to be a word on the bathroom stall
    Hey, thats my name!
    My name?
    Sh-it!
    *running in the background*

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  • "Nobody dies a virgin,
    Life screws us all"

    -Elizabeth

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  • If a man walks down a plain dirt road that leads nowhere... how long before he starts to relize he's lost?

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    Brok3n Insid3

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  • Fine I'll just go to my own little world WHERE the cookie crumbles the way I want it to

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  • "Do me a favor, shut the door from the OTHER SIDE"

    by neo
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  • You know one day gods going to get sick of all our crap, put the world in a basket and leave it on hells door step with a note that reads:
    ha ha its your problem now!!

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  • You know what would suck.
    if god and the devil where playing poker and god bet humanity...... and lost!!!

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