Always ask questions, because without questions we just have answers. And an answer without a question is a statement.

I speak two languages

English
&
Sarcasm.

I'm more fluent in the latter.

I listen to the television and the stereo at the same time, cause I like to party

"I REALLY regret opening my mouth & talking to you"

I'm going to Hell so I might as well dance now!

Some secrets need to be kept
and some stories should never be told
some reasons shouldn't be understood '...

"I think myself fat"

Love your neighbor, Screw your pool boy...

Im the kinda girl that knows how to solve the problem but can never do the homework

Pour a glass, drink the bottle.