Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Austin at Karate:
    "Domo-arigato"
    (whispers) Mr. Roboto

    I don't say that aloud.
    I'm afraid they'll kick me.

    by theRookienamedKate
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  • "please shut the door from the other side"

    by nicole
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  • Math is emo, cuz, HELL no one can UNDERSTAND it.

    by SweetGrief
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  • Your like a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat thats not there

    by CrossMyHeartAndHopeToDie
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  • You can stop taking the solvents now

    by neo
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  • Ii am crazy. poetry makes me lazy, not lazy, crazzyy!!

    by michael
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  • Giving is more important than having... but receiving is the best thing!

    From:
    Brok3n Gurl

    by Pink Romance
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  • It's an unwritten rule that no woman can ever find anything in her purse in less than 12 minutes.

    by RobinAnn13
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  • My karma ran over your dogma..!

    by lucy
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  • Friend1:i love this song
    friend2:yea i love it too .... i wonder what life would be like w/o music, or some-
    friend1: DONT U EVER SAY THAT AGAIN!! TAKE IT BACK!! TAKE IT BACK NOW!!!!!
    friend2: alright alright! taken!

    by CrossMyHeartAndHopeToDie
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