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Life's too short to eat the pink jelly beans last |
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Your so poor you can't even pay attention |
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The day after tomorrow |
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Life didn't give me a lemon, it gave me a lime......any weird quotes to same about my life givin lime? ....i didn't think so |
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4 out of 3 people have difficulties with fractions. |
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Who says scars can't be smiles? |
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When I talk, everybody listens. And dies. |
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Do you like your frosting with your cookies? |
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Money cant buy u happiness but it can sure buy u alcohol and it makes me pretty dayum happy |
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When trying to write a poem, and you have nothing to write, try killing yourself. if you fail, write about that. if you dont, well at least your troubles are over. |