Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Nonchalance is my favourite purse.

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  • "When life gives you lemons, throw them at people!"

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  • Halloween = My favorite holiday. I get free candy without even having to to dress up. Isn't that a pretty cool costume?

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  • "Two things are infinate, the universe, and the universe.. I am not so sure about the universe" - Einstein

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  • Money cant buy you happiness, but they can buy you marshmallows, which is sorta the same thing.

    by l0ser
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  • Dude..dude think about this...
    putting a wooden fence around a tree is like placing a fence of cut up human parts around someone

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  • Biitch, please.
    I fell out before
    there was a boy.
    & I panicked
    before there
    was a disco

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  • I miss you like a Veteran misses the war
    I remember you,
    But i never want to go back

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  • If silence is golden, then LOUD is a diamond.

    by MaryAnn
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  • Time Is A Versatile Performer. It Flies, Marches On, Heals All Wounds, Runs Out, And Will Tell

    ~FountainsOfBlood

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