Cant u see aint nobody worst then me

The technology of condoms are improving there for mistakes like you will never happen again.

You say we are one. That's good news because I just slept with our wife.

I LOVE chocolate, but i cant eat it cuz ill get FAT, but its SOO good.

Shit happens. Cause without it, life would be quite uncomfortable.

Im the kind of girl that walks into a chair and says sorry

Baby girls think boys have cooties
little girls chase the cute boys
teenage girls fall in love with the boys
Girls get there hearts broken

God they grow up so fast...just to get hurt.

F.I.N.A.L.S
Fcuk I Never Actually Learned Shit

If at first you don't succeed...
then skydiving is not for you

You have to have fun in this life or you'll never get out of it alive! lol