I didn't fail, i just found 1000 ways on how NOT to do it.

I kiddnapped to train my IQ.
I robbeb to train my stamina.
I eat drugs as my meals.
Jail is the place which I longed for.

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"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result

Some people where there halos to tight

((quote out of a book ^-^))

99.9% of the occassions where there is a collision between a car and a person, it is the car that ran into the person, not the person who ran into the car.

You can yell at the sky. You can punch at the sky. But you CANNOT spit at the sky. Cuz if you spit at the sky, it's gonna come back and hit you in the face.

~shinigami

If you melt dry ice, can you swim without getting wet?

Y O U R M O M
My Anti-Drug

There should be a delete button for stupid people.