What will happen if someone finds a 4 leaf clover under a ladder?

Where do all the daylight saving hours go???

Why is it that BROWN cows eat GREEN grass but produce WHITE milk?

Death...
Well ain't that just a punch in the groin!

Dreams are for dreamers
wishes are for wishers

but you love is for me

Let's be nothing. I heard it lasts forever.

Microsoft:
You've got questions?
We've got dancing paperclips

You can't buy happiness,
but you can buy ice cream.

(Found in England)
On tombstone: Remember man, as you walk by, As you are now, so once was I, As I am now, so shall you be, Remember this and follow me.

Grafitti on tombstone: To follow you I'll not consent, Until I know which way you went.

Im putting you under citizens arrest because your an advanced kind of ugly