If life was for the living, then why after our relatives die, we spend the next five years paying for their funerals?

Its not poison,
Its pirate juice.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I love deadlines. I especailly love the whooshing sound they make as they go by.

The trouble with life is that there's no background music.

Don't live to die

because then who would be alive to live?

I'm that person that worries more about where she isn't than where she is.

You laugh, i laugh
you cry, i cry
you jump off a bridge,
im gonna miss your dumb ass!

"When it's
pouring out...a TRUE friend would
give you their umbrella. A BEST
friend would be yelling, "RUN
FOREST RUN""

Girls like us
Don't come around very often you'll either grow to hare us
or learn to love us
but either way your wastin your time cuz ya can't beat us and you sure as h*ll can't join us