Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Sure I visit reality... it's just with a tourists visa!

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  • I wouldn't be able to stab you in the back if you didn't turn it to me so often...

    by Alex
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  • Life if full of secerts and lies.
    So when you get screwed over don't act suprized

    by Liz
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  • Life anit always beer and skittels
    u cant always win
    but if u get lucky....
    you just may end up with...
    tequilla and smarties

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  • I'm unique, just like everyone else in the world these days.

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  • 7/5 People don't understand Fractions

    by Liz
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  • Role role role a joint
    twist it at both ends
    take a toke hold your smoke
    and pass it to your friends

    by Liz
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  • Smoke smoke smoke a joint
    drink a sip of wine
    lite it up and take a puff
    and blow your f**king mind

    by Liz
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  • "Try not to let your mind wander.....it`s far too fragile to be out on it`s own."

    by bluehun
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  • School's started again... here's something I wan't exactly hoping to ever hear again:

    "Pull out your textbook to page __"...

    by Alex
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