Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Baby. its called
    O R I G I N A L I T Y
    heres a dollar.
    go buy some.

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  • Pot is a plant,
    That grows in the ground.
    If god didn't want it,
    It wouldn't be around.
    So all you f**kers that don't get high,
    Shut the f**k up and get it a try

    by Liz
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  • Stoners live and stoners die,
    But in the end we all get h*gh.
    So if in life you don't succeed,
    Just f**k it all and Smoke some Weed!!

    by Liz
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  • You're only as strong as the tables you mix your drinks on.

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  • You are beautiful! say it to yourself each day even when the red monster comes your way!

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  • "Fear is only fearful when there isn't money involved."

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  • "Wow, he is a like puppy , except he is a diseased one probably with rabies" LMAO
    * me and my friends were being followed by this creepy kid all around a college campus*

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  • I'm the kind of person who would go up to a little kid and say "Each day you die a little more" with a smile on my face.

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  • Ever get that feeling your free falling but you forgot the parachute and the back up aint working?

    Yup i guess its just one of those days..

    **Alec**

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  • What ever you do,
    Where ever you go,

    You can see vegetable,
    You don't have choice

    Eat the vegetable.

    by ROSE
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