Life sucks
[[And it leaves some nasty hickeys]]

Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young.

I can still taste the blood, and you call it French?....

Why do we want what we cant have
and have what we dont want??????

If you kick a pig, does it oink or squeel...?

If there were emo biscuits....i bet they'd bleed grape jelly.

Life's so emo, it makes you cry while laughing.

When an answer is in demand, but you are not ready, mumble.

Once it goes in, it has to come out wet.

- Ryan said it lol.

I wish i could be a tree so i could make tree babies...