I don't make mistakes. Flaws in myself are science fiction....mere faerie tales...childrens' stories.
-Warning

I'm not apologizing. I'm just saying "I'm sorry".

Absence makes the heart grow fonder; this is how we get stalkers

Dave: i believe we did evolve from monkies
me: u might b a monkey but im not
d: i think ur part monkey too
m: no im not!
d: well monkies r the closest thing 2 luk lik humans
m: well ur da closest thing 2 lukin like my a s s i bet u evolved into that

Life is tough there are hard times ,
but we have to fight
if there is night
there is dawn
so keep fighting untill you win

I hate it when i lose something people ask "where did i lose it" seriously, i f i knew it wouldn't be lost now would it?!

There are plenty of fish in the sea... but quite a few in my aquarium.

This is a rake & shovel conversation. No h0es allowed .

If you feel like life has kicked you in the balls just smile and think wow that didnt hurt as bad as last time

You want to know the hardest thing
about summer? not falling in love &
wondering if it will last..no, it's
putting on a bra over a sunburn.