Every thing that happens has a message.
Help me out, when I was at the store
some kid ramed into me with a cart
and I failed to see the message.

If boreddom could kill then im dying

I may have diabetes, but I'm old so I'll die soon anyway. For now, I'm gonna eat what I want, when I want it.

You said everyone hates you,actually does everyone knows you?

All good things were created through boredom.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonad.
But when life gives you tequila, THROW A PARTY!!!

She said your a teenager!
and she replied.... "what an insult!"
"im a teenage drama Queen!"

lol lol

None of us are virgins.

Life has screwed us all.

This was on a sign at a church...it was this summer, about 90 degrees outside.

"And you think it"s hot here?"
-God

F U C K WHAT YOU HEARD
AND RECOGNISE WHAT YOU SEE
'CAUSE YOU DONT KNOW S H I T
UNTIL YOUVE MET THE REAL ME!!!