Ii spent a night in jail && when ii came out ii saw my mom && started banging on the doors begging them to take me back

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing

I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?

You can't weasle out of this one!

Roses are red violets are blu U have beautiful eyes and smell like fresh linen too.

!This was just something my friend wrote me!

I'm So Fly
[KITES ARE JEALOUS]

I'm an apathetic sociopath - I'd kill you if I cared.

The early bird catches the worm, but weasles dont get sucked up by jet engines.

There's a time in every person's life when they sit down on the rim of a waterfall, or lay in a field and look up at the stars, or stare out of a window with music playing, and think,
"What on Earth does cliche mean?"

My socks only always half match.
so does that mean i'm crazy?
sue me because i like to have a little spice in my life.