Funny Quotes About Life

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  • She's t h e girl
    With her middle finger in the a i r
    Because for the f i r s t time in her life
    She doesn't f u c k i n g care

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  • What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

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  • Flying is easy.
    You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

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  • A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

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  • Im not a b---h on her period..im just a b---h all the time, period.

    by MzKhan
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  • Don't take life seriously, no on gets out alive.

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  • In the race to be strong I learnt the solution of infinite problems but while doing this I forgot the problems and now am with just the solutions.

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  • Rapidly, merrily,
    Life's sunny hours flit by,
    Gratefully, cheerily,
    Enjoy them as they fly!

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  • Dude, school is like a boner, long and hard.

    by Annie
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  • I hate listening to sad songs they are just like taking sugar free when you are not diabetic

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