Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Everybody wants to go to heaven;
    but nobody wants to die.

    by howwilltheystopme
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  • NINJAGIRLS LIST OF THINGS TO DO TODAY:

    1. get up
    2. survive
    3. shower
    4. go back to bed

    by NinjaGirl
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  • Go to Heaven for the climate...
    And Hell for the company.

    -Mark Twain

    by Haley Austin
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  • When he keeps hurting you confront him, when she's the one helpin, kick her rear, so she'll never forget what hit her

    by TyrantxTia
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  • Michael Caine's producer once told him...

    "Use the difficulty. If movie is a Drama, pick the chair up and throw it. If its a Comedy, fall over it."

    Just one of the ''guidelines of life'' I like to follow.

    ~Miranda*Miller~

    by miranda miller
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  • Psst! psst!... B***H

    by Katelyn McLaughlin
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  • "Buying a gun is like sex. theres an exceptionally long waiting period, and most times you just end up shooting yourself..."

    -James P. Connelly

    by Poetess Lana
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  • Some things are just so amazing that
    You wanna SQEEZE them...
    Just to see what happens

    by Liz
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  • When life hands you lemons, throw them back and DEMAND chocolate!!!!!

    by RavishingEruption
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  • "Being an idiot can't be all bad, just look at SpongeBob SquarePants."

    (I don't know what to say, it just hit me and it made me laugh lol)

    by xxMagioxx
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