Funny Quotes About Life

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  • The more Im getting to know myself.. the more Im getting used to surprises

    by FallenAngel
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  • How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

    by Lemonbread
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  • *Mature is just what dull people call themselves*

    by JustAGirlInTheWorld
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  • I'm Snorting Between The Lines!!!

    by Spencer Closen
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  • Hey, I have ADHD...In other words I'm funnier than you!

    by Spencer Closen
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  • Hey if I'm going to die, I might as well die high!

    by Spencer Closen
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  • Life isnt always beer and skittles- sometimes you get tequilia and smarties with it too!!!

    by Shelbi
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  • Live life on the edge and hey man if i have to put extra life insurance on my butt sign me up double time lol

    by jennifer chalifour
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  • *electricity went out* I spy with my little eye...something that begins with an "N."...do you know what it is..?..."um..necklace?"..No you buttfukk...NOTHING!..It is pitch black..how da hell do YOU see nething!?

    by Maria
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  • Lifes a b-tch that deserves to get pimp slapped

    by Mauro Garcia
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