People are like chocolates. They look promising, but they disappoint you as soon as you bite into them.

Keep your friends close but your emenys closer

"You're a blackened catfish."

If there's no chocolate in Heaven I'm not going.

Dont drink and drive, smoke and fly!!!

If looks could really kill, in my eyes you would be dead.

If you live through life with your head in the sand all people ever see is an arse

Sex Is Like McDonalds, I'm Lovin It!
D**k Is Like Burger King, Have It Your Way!
N Pu**y Is Like Pringles, Once You Pop You Cant Stop

Men Were Born In Between The Legs Of A Woman, Yet, Men Spend All Their Life Trying To Get Back In Between Them.
Why? Cuz There's No Place Like Home....LoL

Life is like nascar racing, you just gotta keep goin around the track till things feel right then, haul your butt to the finish line to win!