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A good friend will bail you out of jail. But, your best friend will be sitting right next to in jail saying, "Dang, that was awesome!" |
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Of course I'm arrogant, it's the unavoidable side affect of being right. |
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Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs. |
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*~* no ones a virgin.... the world screws us all!!!*~* |
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God made coke, god made pepsi, god made me so damn sexy!!! |
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The Best Thing About Gummy Bears Is That You Can Bite Their Heads Off And They Cant Fight Back!!! |
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Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words. |
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Sometimes we lose thought of lifes simple pleasures...remember when someone pisses you off it takes 42 muscles to frown..but it only takes 4 muscles to Bi+ch-s|ap the little f.u.c.k upside the head. |
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You'll never become old and wise. |
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You can't case what you can't catch |