Curiosity killed the cat but it HAD 9 lives and with that many to spare who wouldn't spend a few on curiosity?

Not everyone can be a hero ,
cause then who would you save.

Im not depressed.....Im jus emotionally F.U.C.K.E.D over =o]

I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I'm out of control, and at times a little hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

If at first you do not succeed, Destroy all evidince that you tried.

Bacon n Egg - a day's work for the chicken a lifetime commitment for the pig

When life throws u lemons squirt them in your enemies eyes and laugh

"All of us are born with a set of instinctive fears--of falling, of the dark, of lobsters, of falling on lobsters in the dark, or speaking before a Rotary Club, and of the words "Some Assembly Required."

The other day I decided to work out so I got up and thought man that was a lot of work so I treated myself to a big Mac

Did you know that if you talk lyk dis u r not kool ....