"yes, i am so scared of spiders, i cry when i see spiders, and i also cry when i have to get a shot with a needle, because i hate needles..so if a spider ever attacks me with a needle-im screwed"

~Secret Admirer: a stalker with stationary~

I ReFuSe 2 sTaR iN YoUr PsYcHoDrAmA

Kids in the back seat cause accidents, but
Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

In life, only one person gets to shine, so move outta my way, you're blocking my light

Before you judge someone you should walk a mile in their shoes...that way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Yeah even you're imaginary friend played with the kids across the street didn't it?

Some people are like slinkies: not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs!

Me: hey tater(6yr old) why r u crying?

tater: my boyfriend broked up wit me..

me:aww...theres plenty of other fish in the sea.

tater: bobby's a fish!!?

*this was mine an my nieces conversation"

If it wasnt for that horse i never would have made it through that year of college ...
that is one of those things that if you think about it for too long then your brain will literally ooze out of your ears
think of ways that it could of been