Funny Quotes About Life

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  • “Were only as strong as the tables we dance on the drinks we mix and the friends we have to hold us up when were to drunk to drive"

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  • When life hands you lemons...throw them at the mean people and hope it gets in their eyes.

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  • There is nothing better then a hot cowboy with his shirt off in a pair of ranglers!!!!

    by Rosa
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  • 6 ways to be emo:
    1. loose all your nice friends and hang out w/ weird ones.
    2. wear tons of black cloths
    3. think the world is horrible.
    4. hate your mom
    5. make sad frowny face
    6. then you are ready for the wrist.

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  • Dream as if u'll live forever, live as if you'll die 2day.

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  • When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

    by sammy
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  • If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

    by sammy
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  • " be nice to geeks, most likely you will end up working for one someday!"

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  • Hawkeye writing home: Korea's pretty much the same story: the fighting goes on, the hatred, the violence, the senseless brutality, men behaving like animals - and then there's the war.

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  • Im really good in bed...
    i can sleep all day!

    by Katie
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