Im sorry that u didnt call me;; u left me to die;; you stabbed my back;;you expect me 2 run miles 2 see u and u not 4 me;; im sorry and you want me to give up eveythin so u can hav something.... ha i didnt kno life wrked that way

Winter is nature's way of saying, "Up yours."

Life is like a stomach, its full of shit

Don't Do Anything I wouldn't Do,
And If you do...call me!

Flip flops and thongs are alike....

they both ride something...

People like you are the reason we have a middle finger.

I Dont need Sex.
Cuz life fuks me any chance it gets.

If at first you don't succeed, try again.

If you still don't succeed, then give up; no sense in being silly about it.

You can pick your nose
You can pick your friends
But you can't
Pick your friends nose

A [happy] family, is a [medicated] one.