Roses r red
vIolets r blue
god made me pretty
what the hell happened 2 u? :D

Its yo mama

No u sicko!! what's wrong with u? im not using that chapstick!! go home and get me some!!! gosh u freakin idiot!

No u don't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(i know this is random)
do u know who took my cream of chicken soup? its the 1 with a pop top!
there's a bike flying in the air outside my house!! yayyyyy meee!! im so prettiful!!!! :D

She's right over there, look. Wait, don't look. I mean you can look, but don't look like you're looking.

T - Thank
G - God
I - I'm
F - Female

If you don't laugh at yourself.... everyone else will!

People make dirt
people make rain
when u mess wtih me
yo ass will be in pain

My heart is as broken as eggs on a sunday morning