Smile in the morning, it makes people wonder what you did last night...

In a world full of cheerios, be a fruit loop!!

Class is dead, darling;
it died with the dinosaurs.
it traded it's pearls & white wine
for a myspace & corona.
welcome to the 21st century;
would you like fries with that?

The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell their body parts for money.
I blame her for prostitution.

Yo momma is so gassed up she blows up a hole in the wall.
she says, "bombs awayyyyy"

I love children and old people.
its everyone in between i cant stand.

How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.

When life gives you lemons,Find somone with a paper cut =]

Blonds come with there own excuse.

''Well I'm insane,what's his exscuse?