Funny Quotes About Life

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  • A rumor is like a used car

    to find out how far it will go

    the first thing u have to do is get it started

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  • God created men first, because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.

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  • Keep it CUTE... put it on MUTE!!

    haha

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  • If it ant a rule then it ant worth breaking

    by julie
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  • Nothing is ever so bad that there isn't someone you hate that claims to have it much worse. But somehow that grates when it should please us!

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  • I don't believe in luck but if i did i'd be very unlucky

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  • Shit happens when you party naked

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  • Some say you need friends some say you don't but i say get a dog and you don't need them hahaha lol sorry ..

    by aisyned
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  • Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesturday.

    by Andi
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  • When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and sit back and watch the world wonder how the hell you did it.

    by Sam
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