First man goes up to the king and says "Give me liberty or give me death." the king says "Ok" and plop off with his head, the next man in line steps up and says"I'll take the liberty please."

High and Far as you go
ill follow you
no matter where u lead me
ill be there , if u need me
if u can secced with me =]

I wish things could be like elementary,
where we fought over toys,
but then again,
It's fun when you can b!*** slap over boys..

You call it shy,
i call it mysterious

If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off.

Life is like a box of chocolates..... well my chocolates are bad so im out to find a new box

Life is like a bottle of Vodka you don't get all the answers even when you hit the bottom. But hey you had a hell of a time gettin there!

I am only in a bra's and underwear.................................

There is a humping dog toy on me..............

I keep farting.......................