It's not always rainbows and butterflies.

"I tried to go back in time by once by changing my watch...
... It just made me late for everything."

Just because you're pariond doesn't mean they are not out to get you....

I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going but I'm on the way

It's not like I *try* to blow things up, exactly, it just sorta happens. You gotta admit though, fire is fascinating

They say charity begins at home. Which explains why there are less hermits than there used to be.

Head to my neck
Fingers to my hand
And death to the b***h
That touches my man

The only thing worst than wanting want you can't have is wanting what you can have

Richard's blog makes my brain go 'splody like a thing gone boom.

ITs like hairs spray... if u get it in ur eyes it like totally sucks