If girls are sugar and spice ~ If boys are nails and snails ~ Does that make a woman plump and hot ~ Does it make a man sharp and slow?

You Can Kiss A Fool
A Fool Can Kiss You
Just Make Sure The Kiss Dont Fool You

"Why did I make everyone so insecure?"
- Will Ferrell as Mary Catherine Gallagher's Subconcious Idea of God in Superstar

Wen u feelin down , roll a joint and becum high

Jesus walk into a hotel
And hand the inkeeper
3 nails and askes can you
put me up for the nite.

People will always talk about you. Might as well give them something to talk about.

IF U WERE IN A DESSERT WEARING A JACKET AND PANTS WOULD U TAKE OFF UR PANTS AND JACK IT?

[SAY IT SLOWLY AND THINK ABOUT IT]

If it will save you money........... DO IT!!!!!!!!!

Anger- the condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind

Roses are red, violets are corny, when i think of you oh baby i get horny, eat me, beat me, bite me, blow me, suck me, fuk me, very slowly, if you kiss me, don't be sassy, use your tongue && make it nasty.