Life is like soccer... you need goals!

*got this out of a magazine*

Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, totally worn out and proclaiming. "WOW, WHAT A RIDE!!".

"Life was so much simpler when your biggest priority was the [m o n s t e r] in your closet."

" Your either part of the problem or part of the solution!"

To be Old and Wise;First you have to be young and stupid!

I wonder if there's a support group for failed support groups.

When we were young they said we had cooties,
now we can't even walk past them,
without them grabbing our booties

An apple a day,
keeps the doctor away,
but if the doctor is cute,
screw the fruit

Catch your breath,
pinch your wirst,
yeah it's true,
i do exist

I am not incapable,
Is a genius capable to fail in their exams like me?
dont think so....