Sex is like math
You subtract the clothes
Add the bed
Divide the legs
And Pray to god
You dont multiply

Sex is like math
You subtract the clothes
Add the bed
Divide the legs
And Pray to god
You dont multiply

Kissing Is A Habit F*ing Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Mins. Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital
A Baby W/out A Name The Baby Is A Bast. The Mother Is A hore This Wouldnt Happend If The Rubber Hadnt Tore!

IF U OVERDOSE ON VIAGRA, HOW DO THEY CLOSE THE COFFIN?

DON'T EAT BEANS BEFORE A BIG MEETING

I sat on my roof pondering all the things going on in my life. I was enjoying the cool breeze and the birds song. When all of a sudden I realised I was affraid of heights and then all I could do is hope my mom got home soon.

&& i SMiLE BECAUSE i HAVE N0 iDEA WHAT`S G0iNG 0N....

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Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

Picking your nose doesn't mean you're a bad person. It's what you do with the booger.