"If chickens knew what they were in for they would stay in their shell!"

Saw It
Wanted It
Had A Fit
Got It!

But mom...

To answer your questions!.... Yes I do sing when I am showering, dance in my underwear and look like an idiot in the morning!

"I wonder what death is like?"

"i dont know lemme go check it out"

Why smile when you can pull faces at old people!

You have ONE advantage over me.....you can kiss my ass and I can't!!

Dear Lord, you don't have to make me skinny. Just make my friends fat.

FAT KIDS ARE HARDER TO KIDNAP.

I hate bed bugs. Scared of them too. So I brought real bugs into my bed! See how them bed bugs like THAT.