Funny Quotes About Life

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  • You have to start at a crap belt, to get to a black belt!

    by eva
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  • Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like an aunrequitted love.
    -charlie Brown

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  • Sex is fun,sex is clean.Sex is for adults and not teens!

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  • Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will only cause Perment Psychological damage

    by John
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  • .:*I'm a CUTIE, so don't try to tell me anything different, or I'll make you an UGLY, so don't try anything ugly*:.

    by J Lee
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  • "i am not here to judge you... thats between you and god... all i'm here to do is help raise the suspicion of your guilt."

    by brody
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  • If Mirrors Could Talk, Would They Have To Say What The Person In front Of It Was Thinking?

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  • Not mine but i like it--

    To answer your question--
    Yes I do sng in my hairbrush
    And dance in my underware..

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  • "Life is like a box of chocolates and yet it sucks"

    by Tyler
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  • If I wasn't wierd what fun would my life be?

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